OK I'm back from kingdom come, Germany. I drove in almost the worst conditions, a total of 8 hours of windstorm and driving rain. Snow on the shoulder, but thankfully not on the road. Just keeping the car in the lane was stressful the entire time.
Some places had snow, some didn't, but the whole journey was constant rain and wind.
Lots of different license plates as you cross three states. These two cars were from Bremen and Berlin. I have to say, I think I came further!
Sound walls on lots of streets, there were also more speed trap cameras than I'd ever seen before. One every few kilometers. Thankfully my navi warned me of them.
WASTED WEEKEND. AGH!!!!
I drove there on their promise that there are 10 young horses that are under saddle, for me to try.
When I arrived, it became quickly clear that there were only 3, and one with a bad leg. I'm so annoyed! I would not drive so far for so few prospects.
Oh but first, first impressions count, right? Do you want to know my first impression, showing up after driving through 3 states?
The owner was standing in the parking lot, and I was trying not to slip and fall in the snow and slush everywhere, until I reached him, held out my hand, said my last name like they do here, and he said, "Yah, my sister's down in the barn to show you horses. Just go down there."
He pointed down a long alleyway between buildings, fully snowed in.
So....the first thing I thought was, "I guess I'm too poor a customer to merit accompaniment to his barn." I slipped and slid all the way, the slush seeping into my broken down holey Ariats, soaking my socks. I hoped I was going the right way.
I thought if I only had 5K E to spend, he'd have taken me himself. Instead, I'm nothing.
I arrived and found the barn with a lot of blond chicks and they were very very nice and helpful. They all were trainers or relatives who spend their weekends there helping, out of love for Arabians.
A barn full of big eyed, tiny-eared, dish-faced, drop-dead gorgeous horses looked my way.
Most of them were grey. Gorgeous long forelocks, huge black eyes, tiny muzzles they strained to put in your palm as you passed.
I'm so sorry I do not have photos. It was dark in there and I thought, what's the point, they won't turn out.
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First they brought out the chestnut from my last post, his name is Cero. Did any of you notice his wonky right front leg? Well what warned me in the photo was readily obvious in RL.
The thing is, even the owner knew, she said, "Oh yes, he's got a bowed tendon, you can feel it." I said, "I don't need to feel it, I can see it. I also see more." That horse was big and their most advanced in training for his age, but I don't want to buy a horse with a bum leg unless the horse really touches me. Oh, and it wasn't just a bowed tendon, that's no big deal, it was a totally crooked leg.
Next was Allegro. It was like being at Mikael's place -- a gorgeous, self-assured horse, striking and lovely, (think Storm) and 149 cm of chestnut loveliness. A back as long as Tennessee though. Otherwise perfect, for someone perhaps 40 pounds fewer than I have.
I watched a teenage girl, Sara, work him on the lunge, actually, quite beautifully. He did his pointy-toed trot and floated around with his profuse forelock and mane, looking very happy to do the work he was asked. Then she got on and I was impressed as this three year old horse just stood there, stock still, until she asked him to move off.
Then she showed us what he knew, and for 3, it's a lot.
Collection, bending, basically being on the bit at that age is impressive to me. Although she was a tiny thing, I did not like that she sat the trot constantly on that big Western saddle. When she finally stopped by us, I asked her if she always rides the sitting trot, or does she ever post. She said she does both, but later when I rode him I saw that he was easier to sit. That did not incline me to sit though, he's too young for my weight.
***
I asked to see another and Banadero was next, the ultra pretty chestnut with, omgosh, when I saw his legs and hooves I got excited. Perfectly straight, balanced, and the hooves were amazing, after so many others I've seen recently. (All horses here are barefoot, btw.)
He was strong enough for me, but looked a little homely, unlike in his sale ad. He also had this perpetual worried look, unlike the others. I asked to see him lunged and then saw how he didn't know how to. Allegro did, and Allegro did it perfectly; I'd never seen such sublte signals on the lunge that the horses read as signals. I could not see them at all, and I know about gaze and posture.
These young women are doing great work here.
But Banadero, going around under saddle in his bosal, was powerful but worried, I did not like it. The owner's wife asked me to take him around on a lead line and try to get to know him, but she also said I would not be able to ride him cuz he's only 6 weeks under saddle and that would confuse him. I understand, but was he one of the 10 I was to view?
Of course..they just didn't tell me that detail. Ugh.
***
I finally asked about the two bay mares and the owner (guy with no hospitality whatsoever) went to get them from their open barn (a barn where there are no stalls, just a big communal straw-filled building for 20 horses to hang out).
He acted totally put out that he had to help with my horse viewing. I was so annoyed at his attitude, after being treated so well, so far. Even the horrible Russian Arabian farm, the snooty one, at least the owner herself showed me horses.
As my readers noted, these two are just babies.
Moreso than even the chestnut geldings I'd seen, these delicate wispy girls could be blow over by me alone. And I was told they were only just started, so I would not be able to ride them. Not that I would, I'd crush them.
***
After all this I started to realize I'd been misled, there are no 10 horses that meet my criteria.
I told them I would come back in the morning to take a trail ride on their most experienced horse, the 3 year old Allegro, (3800 Euros).
***
Totally disappointed I called my man and he told me I should perhaps look at the grey Arabians too.
OK then.
I knew it might come to this.
I was back at my hotel and I must show you the photos, it was the quaintest thing I'd ever seen.
A little scary though when I discovered a knight in armor guarding my hall.
And a chihuaha.
I was equally afraid of knight and dog at first.
But the dog cuddled up to my outstretched hand, and I saw that they hotel owners wouldn't turn loose a vicious dog. But every time I went by that knight, I jumped in surprise.
My room was so ...old German I had to take photos.
Sorry that I have more photos of the hotel than the horses. If only the horses hadn't been in a dark aisleway..
The breakfast buffet was as extravagant as the dinner, teaching me new things about German cuisine (Schmalz brot!!?!?!?What is this, Little House on the Prairie!!).
I went back to the stable at 10 am. More to come soon..
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Oh no! I'm so sorry lytha, I so hoped you'd have good news for us.
Love the hotel. My old dressage instructor (a German in America!) would love that Schierker Feuerstein - he posted his almost-empty bottle on Facebook a couple weeks ago. I love folk art furniture but I've never had a house where it would work, sadly. So I guess I just love other people's folk art furniture? ;)
If you find a grey, you should perhaps invest in hair dye and turn her brown ;)
Funder, I'm amazed you recognized the bottle! Honestly I didn't even read it, except for the ingredients, I wanted to see what was in it, and when I saw it said "Kraueter" I drank it right after dinner. It's a digestiv, very tasty. And I found out later it was free, included in the price of the room. Now I know what it is called thanks to you. UPDATE: OH my, I just read the Wiki page and it says it comes from the Harz mountain area, that is where I was, so it's definitely a local thing there. Cool.
That hotel was the only good part of the trip, and I told the owner in the morning as she served me the most magnificent buffet I'd seen yet in Germany (not like Vegas, but you cannot expect that here). That child's bed I had to sleep on hurt my back, and there were odd noises all night so I couldn't sleep. And the fear of snow, and the ticking of the large clock, OK I'm going to bed now cuz I'm beat - it's almost 10 and I cannot be awake any longer.
Funder, Oh yah, I wanted to say that I took the almonds you gave me on my trip and they saved me from having to stop at expensive rest stop stations.
Looking forward to the next installment, but so sorry it went as it did. I wonder why people breed those wispy Arabians. They don't look anything like the original breed. I was watching a Parelli program where trainers were taking unbacked horses and working w/ him. One guy was given a wispy young Arabian gelding, and Parelli had him lie down on the horse's back, then sit up and ride bareback. No body should have been on that little horse's back.
I was so hoping for a better update! I know horse shopping is hard, but in Germany it seems like an impossible task. I know of a few nice horses here, wish I could get a deal and ship them over for you.
So sorry They wasted your time Lytha...I hate when people do that...:(
Tara
Dang, how are they supposed to sell any if they dont have what the advertise?
Such a pain.
A look on the bright side....you are learning a lot!!
Well hope your ride on Allegro goes better than this first day went. What horrible weather to drive so far in.
The fates are certainly making you work for your next horse. You will find him/her, and at the price you seek. And you must admit, even if unpleasant, your adventures are certainly blog fodder.
I'm sorry about the false promise of many horses for you to try. That is disappointing. But this quite an adventure to follow you on. Interesting hotel. Are those lobby chairs that have dolls in them?
Rats. How much of a pain is it to import a horse to Germany? It almost sounds like that might be easier than finding one there! Are you dead set on an arabian?
I wondered what that funny little bottle in the nightstand was, it looks like it was tucked in its' own little bed.
I was WONDERING about the little bottle-in-a-blankey! Tell us more, please?
Arabs, whispy and of any color: bah. But then, you've already got my vote. (seen anything in a sturdy brown lately?)
Also: sn*w. Bah!
WV: tiosol
Informal Italian benediction, spoken to grandchildren as they leave to go home. "Tiosol" = "may the sun shine down and kiss you on the nose."
Oh bummer! Such horrible weather to deal with on your journey and nothing to show for it, but a wonderful and very interesting blog post.
Your room was quite charming. I do love the hand painted furniture and all the special little touches...but the dolls creeped me out, and what was up with the voodoo looking sock monkey thing on the wall? lol!
And the cute chihuahua. Why did it have a cloth tied around it's belly? Was it a male with incontinence problems? Curious minds want to know.
I sure hope that your ride the next day was at least enjoyable and that the drive home was drier and less stressful.
~Lisa
It's understandable that you'd be disappointed and irritated. There are a lot of dishonest horse sellers out there who are willing to say anything to make a buck. I drove over 500 miles to look at a horse once, and the night before I was to see it (after I had already driven the 500 miles), the seller called me and told me not to come, without any explanation. I told him it was too late. I was already in town. It turned out that the horse got seriously injured that day and they didn't want me to see it. But instead of telling me that, they tried to cover it up and let me ride it anyway. If someone knows you are coming a great distance, they really should properly represent the situation instead of hoping you won't notice the problems once you get there.
Kitty bo, thanks for sharing that. I have no idea except I think it's genetically more common to be small. Disregarding height, I think only horses with substance should be bred. But that's just me: )
Irish, thanks for that. I'll take your avatar horse please.
Tara, thanks for following this horrid tale. Ugh!
Reddunappy, I think they weren't lying to just me, I think they were lying to themselves. "Oh, she'll fall in love with what she didn't know she wanted!"
Crystal, I'm taking tomorrow and Wed off work to recover from the experience. God bless my boss for allowing this! I'm so tired and the house/laundry situation is the same as Friday when I left. I am also thankful that my man didn't only feed my horse as I asked, he mucked the stall!!!
Leah, may I have years of no blog-fodder in my future. That I pray: )
Once Upon, no, the doll chairs were at the end of my hallway. Creepy weird huh?
CG, I was actually looking for a Gideon's Bible, but found what you described pefectly - a little bottle of schnapps in its own bed. OK then.
Aarene, I can only say the bed killed my back, and that my sister wrote me to say that Leavenworth has the same exact furniture in its hotels. I didn't know that. Also, I kept my coke zero and sandwich in a ziplock on the windowsill outside, and in the morning my sandwich was long gone.
Lisa, I'm so glad someone noticed the freaky voodoo doll - WTH!! It was in my room, can you imagine? Geez! Also, I have no idea why that little girl Chi dog had a hanky tied around her. I saw no injury as she rolled around on the carpet.
NM, I am so glad you are reading this - you've been there too huh? I had no idea it could be so difficult, and sellers could be so deceptive, even for my dollar.
well, you have much more patience than me! I loathe rudeness and snooty attitudes. I finally bought a car last year - i'd been avoiding it for 3 years because i hated the thought of dealing with car salesmen. i ended up paying $5000 more for a car (a toyota) because I couldn't stand the Hundai dealers. i showed them didn't I!! (but i love my toyota). and at least I didn't have to drive 8 hours on bad roads to shop! geez, can't wait for the next installment.
- The Equestrian Vagabond
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